What to do if YOU see the Oprah Log
If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of the Oprah Log,
let us know. Please e-mail
me or Traci right away.
If you haven't (yet) seen the Oprah Log, be on the lookout. We are asking everyone to remain alert. If you see the Oprah Log, the important thing is not to panic. Try to remain calm. Make note of your surroundings, and get the names of any other witnesses. By all means, take pictures if you can, but not if it means placing yourself in danger. It's clear that we are dealing with a vast conspiracy here, so please, please be careful.
Be prepared. The Oprah Log could turn up anywhere, just when you least expect it. You should carry the following items with you at all times, in case you spot the Oprah Log.
- Camera
- Flashlights (3)
- Compass and Altimeter
- Rubber gloves
- Lasso
- Tylenol
- Binoculars
- Telescope
- Microscope
- Chapstick
- Ladder
- A small towel
- Bandaids (assorted sizes)
- Croquet mallet
- Extra layers of warm clothing
- Parachute
- Plenty of drinking water
- Snacks
Remember: be vigilant, be alert, do not panic. Always protect
your own safety.
More sightings. These were sent to me by various folks.
Can't get enough? Check out Traci's Oprah Log Sightings.
