Oprah
Log Sightings, page 1
February 1, time unknown. The Oprah Log first came to my attention when the dog dragged it in.
He was quite pleased with himself.
I called him to bring it to me.
Good boy!
After giving doggy a well earned biscuit, I took took the Oprah Log out on the porch to get a good look at it. It's
a Mead Five-Star spiral notebook, a common brand that anyone could find
in the local drugstore. The words "Mead" and "Five Star"
are obscured by Scotch tape, but a row of five stars is visible just below
and to the right of the official Oprah Log label.
After examining the Oprah Log, I tried to return it to its rightful owner. Well, the mail room was broken into, dammit, and the Oprah Log was stolen. I have been chasing after the Oprah Log ever since. I've seen it in many different locations, gotten lots of pictures of it, but it keeps getting away from me. I have vowed to continue the search.
What to do if YOU see the Oprah Log
