Oprah
Log Sightings, page 2
February 2 (I think). Time and location unknown. Tried to track footprints in the snow. Some time later, had to call off the search due to darkness. (Okay, I was hungry.)
Parking lot, date unknown. Tried to climb for it. Knocked unconscious by falling icicle. Woke up. Oprah Log missing (again).
February 3 (?). That can't be the Oprah Log, can it?
Parking lot again. Spotted Oprah Log in trunk of car. Driver sped off; did not get a license plate.
What to do if YOU see the Oprah Log
